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These patchwork blondies look like they were stitched together straight out of Dr. Finkelstein’s lab, just like Sally herself. With three colorful batters swirled into a quilt-like design and chocolate stitches piped on top, they capture her sweet yet stitched-together spirit perfectly.
How do I keep the colors from blending together too much?
Drop each colored batter into the pan in alternating spoonfuls rather than layering them. Then gently smooth the surface without swirling—it keeps the “patchwork” look crisp and distinct.
Can I use liquid food coloring instead of gel?
Gel food coloring is best because it gives bold, vibrant colors without thinning out the batter. Liquid coloring can make the batter runnier and less defined.
Do I need to chill the blondies before piping the chocolate stitches?
Yes, make sure the bars are completely cool. If they’re warm, the chocolate will melt and smudge instead of setting cleanly.
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Blondie Base:
Patchwork Colors:
Chocolate Stitches:
Can I use white chocolate or candy melts instead of dark chocolate?
Absolutely! White or colored candy melts make fun variations if you want a brighter, more whimsical look.
How do I know when the blondies are done?
They’re ready when the edges look lightly golden and a toothpick inserted in the center comes out with moist crumbs, not wet batter.
Can I make these blondies ahead of time?
Yes! They stay soft and chewy for up to three days when stored in an airtight container at room temperature.
Can I freeze the bars?
You can freeze them for up to a month. Slice into squares first, wrap tightly in plastic wrap, and thaw at room temperature before serving.
Can I double this recipe for a larger batch?
Definitely. Double all ingredients and bake in two 9×13 pans or one large sheet pan, adjusting the bake time by a few minutes if needed.
Make it a Nightmare Before Snacktime! As you enjoy your patchwork blondies, play Sally’s Song in the background and let everyone design their own “stitched creation” on paper- draw or color a dessert that represents their personality. Bonus points if it looks like something straight out of Dr. Finkelstein’s lab.
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