Beat the cream cheese in a large bowl until completely smooth. Add the heavy cream, powdered sugar, vanilla extract, and almond extract, then whip until thick, smooth, and holding stiff peaks.
Line a standard loaf pan with parchment paper, leaving overhang on the sides so it’s easy to lift out later.
Slice each Christmas Tree Cake lengthwise into two flat layers.
Arrange a layer of cake slices on the bottom of the pan. Spread with a generous layer of the cream mixture, then sprinkle lightly with Golden Oreos and mini chocolate chips. Drizzle a small amount of chocolate syrup over the layer.
Repeat the layers — cake, cream, Oreos, chocolate chips, and syrup — until the pan is full, finishing with a final layer of cream.
Top with holiday sprinkles and an extra drizzle of chocolate syrup.
Cover and refrigerate for at least 4 hours or overnight until fully set.
Lift out using the parchment, slice into pieces, and serve chilled. The layers don’t have to be perfect. A little crumble is totally expected and still tastes amazing.